Morrisons Cove Herald - Putting cows on the front page since 1885.

My brother and I knew Mom had had quite enough when she threatened to pound sand up our butts.

The warning sufficed and she never had to carry through. I wish that someone in authority would tell the looters and rioters and even the numbskulls blocking traffic that is exactly what will happen if they don't start acting like normal human beings.

Idiots with a college degree protesting confederate actions from 160 years ago are knocking over statues of people who helped the North. They don't even know who was on what side. Frederick Douglass was a black man, for those of you who are forgettin...