Murder

I recently found a pop-up blind on sale for a ridiculously low price. I told my son, Bob, that I thought I'd buy it for spring turkey hunting. "I think I'll set out one or two of Dad's old decoys, too. I can sit comfortably on a chair in the blind and call. After all, I'm 71 years old now," I said.

This didn't go over well with Bob, who launched into a tirade.

"Heck, Dad, why don't you just bait them in?" Bob replied sarcastically. "Then you can be just like the guys who kill turkeys without having to hunt them."

"What are you talking about?"

"Come on, Dad, you know what they do. Before the...