Morrisons Cove Herald - Putting cows on the front page since 1885.

"Hi, Rich, how are you doing?"

Uh, oh, I thought. That sounds like Dr. Archie O. Logist.

After the fiasco over cave paintings depicting the first fly-fisherman at the abandoned Black Midnight Quarry 30 years ago, Dr. Archie O. Logist lost his research position at the prestigious Ganister Technical Institute and moved away. However, when the institute found that losing his research contributions to its Phenomenology Department were devastating, they lured him back with a sizable contract. However, he moved on to a larger university about 10 years ago, and I thought my biggest critic was off...